Columbus wasn't a hero - he was a murderer.

Hello from O-high-O, my beautiful friends.  I drove in yesterday, and Columbus is a bigger city than I was expecting.  Similarly, Nationwide Children's Hospital looks to be a bigger children's hospital than I was expecting, also.  I've been drowning my loneliness in premium root beer and books about ancient evils.

So far, I can sum up my entire experience with the following photograph:

More to come.